"Wait, someone brought a sword?"

overhead at the annual company Yankee Swap
15-December-2010

"Are they a network or a holiday?"

overhead discussing a technology vendor
November 2010

"Did you get arrested?"

Overheard speaking on the phone at work.
24 March 2010

Don't Speak

"I do much better when I don't speak."

Jung on how he attracts women. 11-February 2010

Snowball

"It snowballed, then it got hot. Then it melted"

Overheard when talking about his ski trip idea. 5-February 2010.

So You Think You Can Dance?

"And then did you dance?"

Overheard at a business dinner, as part of a discussion that had nothing to do with dancing. 13-Jan 2010.

Puppy Love

"Maybe we should get puppies to run around the office"

in response to a group discussion about how depressing it is that it gets dark outside so quickly now. 13-November 2009.