Puppy Love

"Maybe we should get puppies to run around the office"

in response to a group discussion about how depressing it is that it gets dark outside so quickly now. 13-November 2009.

Killer Bungee

"Did anyone die?"

Overheard in response to a coworker's bungee jumping experience.

Butt Sweat

My butt's wet
In response to a coworker who asked what's happening. July 17, 2009

beer pong

"i was playing beer pong and i started bleeding."

Helmet

"Time to wear helmets"

Overhead at work during a conversation about what to do when his boss Amit leaves the company. May 15, 2009

X-rays....delicious

"I put my powerbar in the x-ray machine, and it tasted the same."
overheard in a weekly staff meeting on 4-Mary 2009

The Sniffer

"Hey, that dog just sniffed me"
overhead at happy hour on 1-May 2009

Stegosaurus

"Actually, i really like stegosaurus."
overheard at work on April 8, 2009.

Kentucky

"So who came up with the word Kentucky?"
overheard the evening of April 1 at a bar.

Salad Bag

"No thanks, i have a bag of salad."
Overheard before lunch on Thursday March 26, 2009

Rocks

"Rocks don't grow"
Overheard on March 6, 2009.

I'm a Javascript

"I imagine myself as a Javascript variable". Overhead on a conference call on February 10, 2009.

Hole in My Laptop

"Um, there's a hole in my laptop". Overheard at a bar on the evening of February 18, 2009.

Bus Driver

"What i didn't predict was the quality of bus drivers". At a bar on the evening of February 18, 2009.