I'm a Javascript

"I imagine myself as a Javascript variable". Overhead on a conference call on February 10, 2009.

Hole in My Laptop

"Um, there's a hole in my laptop". Overheard at a bar on the evening of February 18, 2009.

Bus Driver

"What i didn't predict was the quality of bus drivers". At a bar on the evening of February 18, 2009.