Killer Bungee

"Did anyone die?"

Overheard in response to a coworker's bungee jumping experience.

Butt Sweat

My butt's wet
In response to a coworker who asked what's happening. July 17, 2009

beer pong

"i was playing beer pong and i started bleeding."

Helmet

"Time to wear helmets"

Overhead at work during a conversation about what to do when his boss Amit leaves the company. May 15, 2009

X-rays....delicious

"I put my powerbar in the x-ray machine, and it tasted the same."
overheard in a weekly staff meeting on 4-Mary 2009

The Sniffer

"Hey, that dog just sniffed me"
overhead at happy hour on 1-May 2009

Stegosaurus

"Actually, i really like stegosaurus."
overheard at work on April 8, 2009.